Chin up sunshine

When I was small
I wished i was tall
Lookin at the tree
Thinking 'WISH THAT WAS ME'

I grew up a bit
Thought, 'FUCK THIS IS SHIT'
So I sat down and said
Lets write poems instead

 

thats nice sweetheart

 

its about you

 

and how little sway you have in the age old argument of 'my penis isnt the same size shape and length of a shriveled macadamia nut'

 

i run my hands through his hair
slow and gently to show i care.
his eyes meet mine with a loving stare
oh how a boy like this is so rare.

i wrote that one for u mate

 

Iheaoiuhea

 

I am a dog
and all of you are flowers
I lift my leg up
And give you all free showers

 

I'm thinking that you don't really care,
because my friend, bobby dont got hair.

 

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he has a vagina