I want to play a game

So the rules of this game are simple, we are going to write a story, but you can only reply with 3 words, any words you like as long as it makes some sort of sense, so nothing like Taffy Sausage Monkey.
Clear?
Ready?
Go!
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One day it...

 

but had to

 

Eat bag dicks

 

dont do it

 

its already failed ...

 

You really suck

 

but it just

 

Say what what

 

i wont tell

 

oh do tell

 

see you later

 

its here [video=youtube;uxCSSzb0I9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxCSSzb0I9o[/video]

 

So much WIN

 

Hey you guyssss